move over ms bithy

I think Ms Bithy is crazy for thinking she is gorgeous. Ms Bithy is stupid. All cats are stupid. I'm WATCHING YOU Ms Bithy!!! I'm tired and hungry... I am going to sleep until the boy comes home and feeds me.

a day in the life.

technical difficulties

I haven't posted in a while because I'm experiencing technical difficulties. The boy changed computers, and now uses a silver one. It works differently. I hate it. I'm learning to post with the boys help. When I figure out how to post, I will kill the boy in his sleep. I have to poo.

excersize makes me mad

The girl makes me excersize. I don't like it. It makes me crazy. She runs around with a long white snake and I try to kill it. Sometimes I fall because I'm tired, then fight on my back. It is not sad that I fight on my back. I am giving the snake a chance to win. It always loses. I'm sleepy.

too hot

The other day it was too hot outside. I had to lay outside on the deck, in the shade, to keep cool. The boy pointed the mechanical eye at me and captured my struggle to keep cool.This photo reminds me of when I was in the army. We had to roll and roll, then fight and fight, then roll and roll, until you were so tired, you had to eat. I normally rolled and rolled, then fell asleep. I was tired.

fat camp

The boy sent me to fat camp for a month. Another fat cat was there. A mean skinny cat was there. And a dog I know. The people running this fat camp put me in this white room with a sheet and a hole and made me sit and look into the hole. The hole is really small. I lost 1 pound.At fat camp, they had many trips where I went to a lake. It smelled good there. The man at fat camp scratched my ears, I liked that.

blonde boys bag

The blonde boy made me mad by trying to be a cat. I sat on his bag to crush his pellets. He will be mad when he looks inside. I'm hungry.

blonde boy

The blonde boy was here and slept in my spot. I hate that, so I ate more food to make me feel better. He has big claws like me. I think he wants to be a cat, but he is always awake, so he will make a bad cat. I sat on his bag to make him mad. I went to sleep.